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Ecclesiastes 8:15"; Quotation[1] = "Small cheer and great welcome makes a merry feast.
William Shakespeare"; Quotation[2] = "I do not believe that you have to spend a lot of money to eat well: it is hard to beat a plain old baked potato.
Laurie Colwin"; Quotation[3] = "Enchant, stay beautiful and graceful, but do this, eat well. Bring the same consideration to the preparation of your food as you devote to your appearance. Let your dinner be a poem, like your dress.
Charles Pierre Monselet"; Quotation[4] = "Pastry satisfies where art is unavailable.
Unknown"; Quotation[5] = "Eat with the fingers, drink with the nose.
Joseph Delteil "; Quotation[6] = "Eat not to dullness; drink not to elevation.
Ben Franklin"; Quotation[7] = "Without the assistance of eating and drinking, the most sparkling wit would be as heavy as a bad soufflé, and the brightest talent as dull as a looking-glass on a foggy day.
Alexis Soyer"; Quotation[8] = "At a dinner-party one should eat wisely but not too well, and talk well but not too wisely.
W. Somerset Maugham"; Quotation[9] = "Teetotaler, n. One who abstains from strong drink, sometimes totally, sometimes tolerably totally.
Ambrose Bierce"; Quotation[10] = "Beware of people who don't eat; in general they are envious, foolish, or nasty. Abstinence is an anti-social virtue.
Grimod de la Reynière"; Quotation[11] = "Cookery is an old art, as it goes back to Adam.
Marquis de Cussy"; Quotation[12] = "I have long believed that good food, good eating is all about risk. Whether we're talking about unpasteurized Stilton, raw oysters or working for organized crime 'associates,' food, for me, has always been an adventure.
Anthony Bourdain"; Quotation[13] = "Square meals, not adventurous ones, are what you should seek.
Bryan Miller"; Quotation[14] = "I doubt the world holds for anyone a more soul-stirring surprise than the first adventure with ice cream.
Heywood Campbell Broun"; Quotation[15] = "When the waitress puts the dinner on the table the old men look at the dinner. The young men look at the waitress.
Gelett Burgess"; Quotation[16] = "Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.
Doug Larson"; Quotation[17] = "I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.
Rodney Dangerfield"; Quotation[18] = "Tomatoes and oregano make it Italian; wine and tarragon make it French. Sour cream makes it Russian; lemon and cinnamon make it Greek. Soy sauce makes it Chinese; garlic makes it good.
Alice May Brock"; Quotation[19] = "He looked about as inconspicuous as a tarantula on a slice of angel food.
Raymond Chandler"; Quotation[20] = "When one has tasted watermelon he knows what the angels eat.
Mark Twain"; Quotation[21] = "Never eat more than you can lift.
Miss Piggy"; Quotation[22] = "The appetites of the stomach and the palate, far from diminishing as men grow older, go on increasing.
Cicero"; Quotation[23] = "Appetite, a universal wolf.
William Shakespeare"; Quotation[24] = "Cookery is not chemistry. It is an art. It requires instinct and taste rather than exact measurements.
Marcel Boulestin"; Quotation[25] = "The preparation of good food is merely another expression of art, one of the joys of civilized living.
Dione Lucas"; Quotation[26] = "Cookery is naturally the most ancient of the arts, as of all arts it is the most important.
George Ellwanger"; Quotation[27] = "Good apple pies are a considerable part of our domestic happiness.
Jane Austen"; Quotation[28] = "These things are just plain annoying. After all the trouble you go to, you get about as much actual food out of eating an artichoke as you would from licking 30 or 40 postage stamps. Have the shrimp cocktail instead.
Miss Piggy"; Quotation[29] = "Never argue at the dinner table, for the one who is not hungry gets the best of the argument.
Richard Whately"; Quotation[30] = "It is a hard matter, my fellow citizens, to argue with the belly, since it has no ears.
Plutarch"; Quotation[31] = "Only a fool argues with a skunk, a mule or a cook
old cowboy saying"; Quotation[32] = "A crust eaten in peace is better than a banquet partaken in anxiety.
Aesop"; Quotation[33] = "I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
A. Whitney Brown"; Quotation[34] = "I always wondered why babies spend so much time sucking their thumbs. Then I tasted baby food.
Robert Orben"; Quotation[35] = "In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is strength, in water there is bacteria.
David Auerbach"; Quotation[36] = "Somewhere lives a bad Cajun cook, just as somewhere must live one last ivory-billed woodpecker. For me, I don't expect ever to encounter either one.
William Least Heat Moon"; Quotation[37] = "She did not so much cook as assassinate food.
Storm Jameson"; Quotation[38] = "When baking, follow directions. When cooking, go by your own taste.
Laiko Bahrs"; Quotation[39] = "The smell of good bread baking, like the sound of lightly flowing water, is indescribable in its evocation of innocence and delight.
M. F. K. Fisher"; Quotation[40] = "A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
chef's list"; Quotation[41] = "Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
Fran Lebowitz"; Quotation[42] = "Cooking should be a carefully balanced reflection of all the good things of the earth.
Jean and Pierre Troisgros"; Quotation[43] = "Non cooks think it's silly to invest two hours' work in two minutes' enjoyment; but if cooking is evanescent, well, so is the ballet.
Julia Child"; Quotation[44] = "The quality of food is in inverse proportion to a dining room's altitude, especially atop bank and hotel buildings (airplanes are an extreme example).
Bryan Miller"; Quotation[45] = "Butter is the most delicate of foods among barbarous nations, and one which distinguishes the wealthy from the multitude at large.
Pliny"; Quotation[46] = "If we do not permit the earth to produce beauty and joy, it will in the end not produce food either.
Joseph Wood Krutch"; Quotation[47] = "When I die I want to decompose in a barrel of porter and have it served in all the pubs in Dublin. I wonder would they know it was me?
J.P. Donleavy"; Quotation[48] = "When we lose, I eat. When we win, I eat. I also eat when we're rained out.
Tommy Lasorda"; Quotation[49] = "You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six.
Yogi Berra"; Quotation[50] = "Old people shouldn't eat health foods. They need all the preservatives they can get.
Robert Orben"; Quotation[51] = "You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline — it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
Frank Zappa"; Quotation[52] = "A man taking basil from a woman will love her always.
Sir Thomas Moore"; Quotation[53] = "Inhabitants of underdeveloped nations and victims of natural disasters are the only people who have ever been happy to see soybeans.
Fran Lebowitz"; Quotation[54] = "Food that's beautiful to look at seems to taste better than food that isn't.
Emeril Lagasse"; Quotation[55] = "Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces.
Judith Viorst"; Quotation[56] = "The scientific name for an animal that doesn't either run from or fight its enemies is lunch.
Michael Friedman"; Quotation[57] = "Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper.
Adelle Davis"; Quotation[58] = "We are indeed much more than what we eat, but what we eat can nevertheless help us to be much more than what we are.
Adelle Davis"; Quotation[59] = "Tell me what you eat, and I will tell you what you are.
Anthelme Brillat-Savarin"; Quotation[60] = "Health food makes me sick.
Calvin Trillin"; Quotation[61] = "The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.
Calvin Trillin"; Quotation[62] = "Bear in mind that you should conduct yourself in life as at a feast.
Epictetus "; Quotation[63] = "Preach not to others what they should eat, but eat as becomes you, and be silent.
Epictetus"; Quotation[64] = "My favorite animal is steak.
Fran Lebowitz"; Quotation[65] = "Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.
G. K. Chesterton"; Quotation[66] = "Good food ends with good talk.
Geoffrey Neighor"; Quotation[67] = "There is no love sincerer than the love of food
George Bernard Shaw"; Quotation[68] = "What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease.
George Dennison Prentice"; Quotation[69] = "If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.
J. R. R. Tolkien"; Quotation[70] = "Food is our common ground, a universal experience.
James Beard"; Quotation[71] = "You don't have to cook fancy or complicated masterpieces - just good food from fresh ingredients.
Julia Child"; Quotation[72] = "What is food to one, is to others bitter poison.
Lucretius"; Quotation[73] = "Sharing food with another human being is an intimate act that should not be indulged in lightly.
M. F. K. Fisher"; Quotation[74] = "Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
Mark Twain"; Quotation[75] = "The art of dining well is no slight art, the pleasure not a slight pleasure.
Michel de Montaigne"; Quotation[76] = "I like rice. Rice is great if you're hungry and want 2000 of something.
Mitch Hedberg"; Quotation[77] = "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch.
Orson Welles"; Quotation[78] = "My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.
Orson Welles"; Quotation[79] = "Fish is the only food that is considered spoiled once it smells like what it is.
P. J. O'Rourke"; Quotation[80] = "At my age the bones are water in the morning until food is given them.
Pearl Buck "; Quotation[81] = "You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans.
Ronald Reagan"; Quotation[82] = "There ain't no such thing as wrong food.
Sean Stewart"; Quotation[83] = "If hunger makes you irritable, better eat and be pleasant.
Sefer Hasidim"; Quotation[84] = "Food is the most primitive form of comfort.
Sheila Graham"; Quotation[85] = "Bad men live that they may eat and drink, whereas good men eat and drink that they may live.
Socrates"; Quotation[86] = "Make hunger thy sauce, as a medicine for health.
Thomas Tusser"; Quotation[87] = "I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks.
Totie Fields"; Quotation[88] = "At a dinner party one should eat wisely but not too well, and talk well but not too wisely.
W. Somerset Maugham "; Quotation[89] = "He hath eaten me out of house and home.
William Shakespeare"; Quotation[90] = "Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.
Dave Barry"; Quotation[91] = "If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.
Dave Barry"; Quotation[92] = "Bacchus hath drowned more men than Neptune.
Dr. Thomas Fuller"; Quotation[93] = "Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Ernest Hemingway"; Quotation[94] = "My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
Henny Youngman"; Quotation[95] = "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
Henny Youngman "; Quotation[96] = "Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
Oscar Wilde"; Quotation[97] = "Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with, that it's compounding a felony.
Robert Benchley "; Quotation[98] = "I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake--which I also keep handy.
W. C. Fields "; Quotation[99] = "Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.
W. C. Fields"; var Q = Quotation.length; var whichQuotation=Math.round(Math.random()*(Q-1)); function showQuotation(){ document.write(Quotation[whichQuotation]); }